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“FREAKY TALES” SUNDANCE REVIEW: A WILD ANTHOLOGY THAT IS AS EXCITING AS CRUISING TO YOUR FAVORITE 80’S MIXTAPE
Sundance Film Festival has reached us once again which means it is time to hit the snowy mountains of Park City for some great films that can remind you what independent cinema and new voice can be. While the festival…
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MEAN GIRLS REVIEW: THIS EXHAUSTING REHASH IS TOO DREADFUL TO FUNCTION
One of the most boring ways to review a remake is to constantly compare it to the original. To base its sole existence on how it bettered or worsened the original text. Many times it can be avoided especially if…
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WONKA REVIEW: PAUL KING DELIVERS ANOTHER POSITIVE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
Come with me, and you’ll read, a review of full examination, Take a glance for a chance To hear my praise or aggravation If you want to go see WONKA Listen to my words of wisdom Not every bit friendly…
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THE IRON CLAW REVIEW: ZAC EFRON IS TREMENDOUS IN AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY ROOTED IN MALE AGGRESION
Disclaimer* The following review discusses the topic of self harm and suicide if you or anyone you know is in need of help call 1-800-273-8255 Do curses exists? Are some of us truly doomed or have we been led to…
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WISH REVIEW: DISNEY I MAKE THIS WISH, PLEASE DELIVER SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS
Disney has given us plenty to enjoy over the past one hundred years since their animation studios first opened up. There are the classic cartoons that introduced us to Mickey Mouse, the beloved fairytale stories of Snow White and Cinderella,…
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THANKSGIVING REVIEW: ELI ROTH CARVES OUT A DELCIOUS MEAL AND SAVES THE SLASHER GENRE
Eli Roth has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. But sixteen years ago his Thanksgiving blessings seemed like a mere fantasy. Let’s flashback to 2007 where Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s “Grindhouse” was released. A throwback to…
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FIVE NIGHT’S AT FREDDY’S BREAKDOWN REVIEW: THIS HORROR VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION PLAYS IT TOO ANIMATRONIC
BREAKDOWN REVIEWSFIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYSDirected by Emma Tammi Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Matthew Lillard, Piper Rubio, Elizabeth Lail Ranking: C Having never played the game it’s tough to say if “Freddy’s” is what fans of the media franchise have always wanted.…
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SALTBURN REVIEW: EMERALD FENNELL INVITES YOU TO “COME INSIDE” FOR THE MOST DEVIOUS PARTY OF THE YEAR
A vampire has to be invited into your home before it can enter. Those are the rules. Without your invitation they can only view and plan from a distance. One of the more terrifying aspects of the ancient lore is…
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THE KILLER REVIEW: DAVID FINCHER KNOWS TO “STICK TO THE PLAN” IN AN IMPRESSIVE NOIR THAT PLAYS LIKE A BEST HITS ALBUM
Every detail must be exact. It is the only method David Fincher knows. A director who has become infamous not just for his films, but his meticulous ways of setting up shots and making his cast and crew go through…
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KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON REVIEW: SCORSESE IS STILL THE MASTER IN A HORRIFYING LOOK AT COMPLIANCE TO HATRED
Martin Scorsese has always wanted to make a western. It has been in his cinematic blood probably longer than he can remember. Well actually scratch that knowing Scorsese from the thousands of interviews he has done he can probably tell…
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