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“LOVE LIES BLEEDING” SUNDANCE REVIEW: KATY O’ BRIAN AND KRISTEN STEWART ARE DYNAMIC TOGETHER IN THIS DEVIOUS QUEER ROMANCE DRENCHED IN AMERICANA CRIME
Sometimes quiet towns need a disruption. Someone or something to uncover all the dirt that covers everyone’s secrets. LOVE LIES BLEEDING the second film from Rose Glass introduces the world to Jackie (Katy O’ Brian) a body builder who has…
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“SASQUATCH SUNSET: SPEND A YEAR EATING AND FARTING WITH THE SASQUATCHES IN THIS HILAROUS YET ENDEARING SUNDANCE SURPRISE
Sasquatch has always lived in the distance. The creature that may or may not exist has become folklore legend roaming the forests of the pacific northwest. Anyone familiar with the creature often called bigfoot is well aware of the blurry…
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“YOUR MONSTER” SUNDANCE REVIEW: MELISSA BARRERA IS OUTSTANDING IN A FILM THAT CAN’T MATCH HER ENERGY
Your movie being almost an entire metaphor is not necessarily the makings of lazy work, especially if done right and in a way that feels fresh and often personal. However it is walking a tightrope since you are taking the…
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“FREAKY TALES” SUNDANCE REVIEW: A WILD ANTHOLOGY THAT IS AS EXCITING AS CRUISING TO YOUR FAVORITE 80’S MIXTAPE
Sundance Film Festival has reached us once again which means it is time to hit the snowy mountains of Park City for some great films that can remind you what independent cinema and new voice can be. While the festival…
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MEAN GIRLS REVIEW: THIS EXHAUSTING REHASH IS TOO DREADFUL TO FUNCTION
One of the most boring ways to review a remake is to constantly compare it to the original. To base its sole existence on how it bettered or worsened the original text. Many times it can be avoided especially if…
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WONKA REVIEW: PAUL KING DELIVERS ANOTHER POSITIVE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
Come with me, and you’ll read, a review of full examination, Take a glance for a chance To hear my praise or aggravation If you want to go see WONKA Listen to my words of wisdom Not every bit friendly…
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THE IRON CLAW REVIEW: ZAC EFRON IS TREMENDOUS IN AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY ROOTED IN MALE AGGRESION
Disclaimer* The following review discusses the topic of self harm and suicide if you or anyone you know is in need of help call 1-800-273-8255 Do curses exists? Are some of us truly doomed or have we been led to…
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WISH REVIEW: DISNEY I MAKE THIS WISH, PLEASE DELIVER SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS
Disney has given us plenty to enjoy over the past one hundred years since their animation studios first opened up. There are the classic cartoons that introduced us to Mickey Mouse, the beloved fairytale stories of Snow White and Cinderella,…
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THANKSGIVING REVIEW: ELI ROTH CARVES OUT A DELCIOUS MEAL AND SAVES THE SLASHER GENRE
Eli Roth has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season. But sixteen years ago his Thanksgiving blessings seemed like a mere fantasy. Let’s flashback to 2007 where Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s “Grindhouse” was released. A throwback to…
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FIVE NIGHT’S AT FREDDY’S BREAKDOWN REVIEW: THIS HORROR VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION PLAYS IT TOO ANIMATRONIC
BREAKDOWN REVIEWSFIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYSDirected by Emma Tammi Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Matthew Lillard, Piper Rubio, Elizabeth Lail Ranking: C Having never played the game it’s tough to say if “Freddy’s” is what fans of the media franchise have always wanted.…
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