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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 REVIEW. JAMES GUNN GIVES THE GUARDIANS A PERFECT SEND OFF SET TO THE BEST TUNE
There is no way around reviewing this movie without acknowledging that this critic is a child of adoption. And it could be the strongest reason on the finding so much connection in a franchise that is built on new found…
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BEAU IS AFRAID REVIEW: ARI ASTER’S ANXIETY ODYSSEY IS BASICALLY A LOONEY TUNES EPISODE
To say that Beau is afraid is the understatement of the year. It would be more appropriate to state it as “Beau is fucking terrified of every single thing imaginable.” A schlepp of a man, Beau (Joaquin Phoenix) is the…
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EVIL DEAD RISE REVIEW: MOMMY ISSUES CAUSE A BLOOD BATH IN THIS GNARLY NIGHTMARE
Many claim to have mother issues, but unless you can honestly say your mom has become a possessed deadite trying to rip apart your flesh then you might not have it too bad. EVIL DEAD RISE the latest chapter in…
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THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE REVIEW: WORSE THAN FALLING OFF RAINBOW ROAD
Nostalgia might be one of our greatest enemies. The lie that if we connect to those long lasting memories we can create greater art for the future. It’s actually just straight bullshit that so many have been able to harness.…
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AIR REVIEW: BEN AFFLECK AND TEAM WIN BIG REDEFINING A LEGACY
Some bets are risky and other bets are plain stupid. Betting against Ben Affleck is a fools game. The actor/director/writer/producer (and now studio head) has had a career that has taken a second life and then a second life after…
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A GOOD PERSON REVIEW: FLORENCE PUGH EXCELS AS A TRUE JERSEY GIRL IN ZACH BRAFF’S ADDCITION DRAMA
A few decades ago Zach Braff was an indie critical darling. Any liberal arts college dorm hall you walked by was full of The Shins or Cary Brothers playing due to Braff’s emo Jersey love letter “Garden State.” The film…
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