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ASTEROID CITY REVIEW: PERFORMACE BECOMES REALITY IN WES ANDERSON’S FRONTIER TRIUMPH
Asteroid City isn’t real. At least that’s what an unnamed narrator tells us. In the form of Bryan Cranston the man tells us the play we are about to see like all ideas starts with a writer. Writers that create…
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SUITABLE FLESH TRIBECA REVIEW: BODY HORROR IS ALIVE AND HUNGRY IN THIS OUTRAGEOUS CULT CLASSIC IN THE MAKING
You wouldn’t be wrong to call SUITABLE FLESH a spiritual successor to 1985’s Re-Animator. In fact it’s opening shot practically brings you right back to the Stuart Gordon classic (security guard and all) but while the late great Gordon was…
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TRIBECA DAY 2 REVIEWS: THE GOOD HALF, BAD THINGS, THE LISTENER, CATCHING DUST
THE GOOD HALF (Robert Schwartzman) Grief films and indies often go hand and hand. Many times however, the melodramatic seeks through and becomes more of a showcase for an up and coming actor. Thankfully that is not the case for…
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ELEMENTAL REVIEW: PIXAR’S FIRST ROM-COM HAS THE SPARK TO MAKE YOU MELT
It’s hard to imagine a time where Pixar original movies are scarce but their latest film is the first original in theaters since 2020. The studio who has churned out some major classics over the years have been forced to…
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TRIBECA DAY 1: HE WENT THAT WAY REVIEW, THE LINE REVIEW
HE WENT THAT WAY There is some cheapness in saying that not every true story needs a film adaptation, but sometimes yea that is the case. Especially when your true story is built on a crazy journey that loses all…
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SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE REVIEW: A WORK OF ART IN EVERY FRAME CREATES THE BEST SPIDER-MAN MOVIE EVER
There are a lot of Spider-Mans out there. Whether it be in the real world with our many comic and screen adaptations or in the Spider-Verse aka the multiverse viewers and readers have heard so much about over the past…
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THE LITTLE MERMAID REVIEW: HALLE BAILEY SOARS BUT LEAVE THIS FILM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
There is a moment in the new live action THE LITTLE MERMAID when you realize all the songs from the infamous Disney film have been performed. The film feels far from complete however and you notice there is still an…
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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3 REVIEW. JAMES GUNN GIVES THE GUARDIANS A PERFECT SEND OFF SET TO THE BEST TUNE
There is no way around reviewing this movie without acknowledging that this critic is a child of adoption. And it could be the strongest reason on the finding so much connection in a franchise that is built on new found…
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BEAU IS AFRAID REVIEW: ARI ASTER’S ANXIETY ODYSSEY IS BASICALLY A LOONEY TUNES EPISODE
To say that Beau is afraid is the understatement of the year. It would be more appropriate to state it as “Beau is fucking terrified of every single thing imaginable.” A schlepp of a man, Beau (Joaquin Phoenix) is the…
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EVIL DEAD RISE REVIEW: MOMMY ISSUES CAUSE A BLOOD BATH IN THIS GNARLY NIGHTMARE
Many claim to have mother issues, but unless you can honestly say your mom has become a possessed deadite trying to rip apart your flesh then you might not have it too bad. EVIL DEAD RISE the latest chapter in…
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