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CLERKS III REVIEW: KEVIN SMITH COMPLETES HIS NEW JERSEY LOVE LETTER AND GIVES US ONE OF THE BEST TRILOGIES OF ALL TIME
New Jersey is a magical place. For those who aren’t from the Garden State it’s impossible to explain how the pork roll egg and cheese capital of the world is truly a glorious place full of lost and talented souls.…
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ORPHAN: FIRST KILL REVIEW: ISABELLE FUHRMAN DOESN’T MISS A BEAT IN THIS ABSURD PREQUEL
When Orphan became a major hit in 2007 it only made sense that a sequel would be on the way. An atmospheric gothic horror that felt reminiscent of older children demon films such as The Omen, Bad Seed and Children…
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NOPE REVIEW: JORDAN PEELE’S LATEST IS THE TERRIFYING SPECTATCLE OF THE YEAR
“What’s a bad miracle? They got a word for that?” is a question asked early on in Jordan Peele’s NOPE, the latest from the director who has already made a name for himself as a horror genius. The question which…
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THE GRAY MAN REVIEW: THE RUSSO BROTHERS CONTINUE TO COLLECT TERRIBLE MOVIES AS IF THEY WERE INFINITY STONES
There are some Netflix movies where as you are watching it you can practically feel your subscription prices going up. The kind of movie that you believe may benefit from a bigger screen and yet you are also being kind…
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WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING REVIEW: DAISY EDGAR-JONES IS EVERYTHING IN AN ADAPTATION THAT SORT OF FINDS ITS WAY OUT OF MURKY WATERS
For all the media we consume through streaming and the few time people go to the movies, one art form shows no signs of slowing down; the world of books. This includes your local mom and pop bookstore, the somehow…
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THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER REVIEW: A MESSY BUT ENJOYABLE RETURN TO ASGARD WILL HAVE YOU THANKING THE GODS FOR CHRISTIAN BALE
The journey of Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the God of Thunder, has taken a long road and some can even say it has only just begun. The last time we saw the frat boy god turned Avenger was at the end…
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QUICK THOUGHTS REVIEW—MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU
The Despicable Me franchise seems to be going by the “if it’s not broke don’t fix it” rule after three finically successful “Despicable” films and the billion dollar 2015’s Minions spin-off it was only inevitable until we got yet another…
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ELVIS REVIEW: AUSTIN BUTLER IS KING BUT TOM HANKS ALMOST SINKS THIS BEAUTIFULLY CHAOTIC MESS
We all know the name. Elvis. Some may remember the first time they heard him while others just knew he was always in their lives. He is so embedded in our pop-culture that life is unfamiliar without him. A man…
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THE BLACK PHONE REVIEW: SCOTT DERRICKSON DELIVERS A TERRIFYING LOOK AT REAL WORLD HORROR
There is a lot of pain being carried by director Scott Derrickson. His 2012 film “Sinister” was not just a throwback to original horror ideas, but also felt like Derrickson releasing some personal demons about his upbringing as well as…
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THE INTEGRITY OF JOSEPH CHAMBERS TRIBECA REVIEW: AN UNNERVING LOST IN THE WOODS LOOK AT MASCULINITY
Robert Machoian is back with another hard hitting look at male egos and the way so many seek to define manliness. After 2020’s griping The Killing of Two Lovers it was easy to see that Machoian is the next big…
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