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MORBIUS REVIEW: JARED LETO’S VAMPIRE MOVIE HAS NO BITE AND JUST PLAIN SUCKS
Always go into a movie optimistic. Sure there are many that we walk into with some judgements but for the most part always be ready to be surprised worst that could happen you walk out disappointed. It wears off. It…
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THE BUBBLE REVIEW: COVID SATIRE HITS THE MARK JUST AS MUCH AS IT MISSES
Sometimes movies are released at the perfect moment in history. Other times there intentions are well but are given to us beyond the point. Judd Apatow’s latest unfortunately falls into the second category. The Bubble may be quite funny at…
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APOLLO 10 1/2: A SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD REVIEW: LINKLATER IS BACK WITH A FANTASTICAL NOSTALGIC VOYAGE
There can’t be a Richard Linklater film without the essence of time driving the narrative force. Here is a director who thrives off of memories, nostalgia and the wholesome but mundane life you can find in middle class suburban Texas.…
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BODIES BODIES BODIES REVIEW: GEN-Z HORROR COMEDY CUTS DEEP
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, “why am I still friends with these people?” We all have those childhood friends that no matter what drama happens between us we just can’t shake them off. There is a sense of chaos…
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DEEP WATER REVIEW: THIS EROTIC THRILLER IS A LIMP DISAPPOINTMENT
A crime has been committed. We were promised a sexy erotic thriller and instead we were given a total bore. Adrian Lyne who is known for creating sex driven dramas of the 90’s such as Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal and…
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X REVIEW: TI WEST’S BLOODY AND SEXY RIDE BRILLIANTLY CHANGES THE GAME
warning: the following review contains minor spoilers The filmmaking process can be a real killer. Anyone who has ever worked a day on set of a film knows the magic isn’t always there, but hopefully passion and a great group…
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THE ADAM PROJECT REVIEW: A CHARMING REMINDER THAT LIVE ACTION FAMILY FILMS STILL HAVE A PLACE IN THE STARS
One of the nicest thing I can say about a film is that it reminded me of the 1986 classic film The Flight of the Navigator. The story about a boy with his head in the clouds only to find…
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THE BATMAN REVIEW: THE CAPED CRUSADER FINALLY DELIVERS HIS BEST MOVIE YET.
Riddle me this, why has it taken so long to finally give the Batman character the hard hitting film noir he has so deserved? Well, one answer may be that Matt Reeves had yet to get his hands on this…
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FRESH REVIEW: A DELICIOUS AND DEVIOUS MEAL
Dating sucks. Dating apps suck even more. So, when we eventually try to put ourselves out there the bar is so low that one of the only things we ask for our match to not be is a psycho. Unfortunately…
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NO EXIT REVIEW: TRAPPED WITH A PANFULLY DULL THRILLER.
The cat and mouse game has been a staple in thriller movies for years. Unfortunately, if you do not care about the mouse or even the cat you are left wondering why you even stayed to watch these two battle…
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