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SHELBY OAKS FANTASTIC FEST REVIEW: CHRIS STUCKMANN PUTS HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS IN A FAMILIAR YET TERRIFYING DESCENT INTO HELL
Being a critic is one of the easiest things you can do. The saying everyone is a critic truly has weight to it, and today being a “film critic” is a self imposed badge of honor. Twitter, YouTube, TikTok, Letterboxd…
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HIM REVIEW: A DULL SPORTS HORROR FUMBLES SHOWING IT WILL NEVER BE THE GOAT
For eighteen weeks every year millions of Americans sit down to watch football. And more specifically the NFL, a league that has captivated so many. For some fandom is everything, while for others being a casual watcher is enough to…
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THE BALTIMORONS REVIEW: A CHARMING CHRISTMAS PACKAGE OF SOBRIETY AND SELF LOVE
Christmas time can be a magical time for many. Others see it as a chaotic and often anxiety ridden. But what about those that want to make it a beautiful thing again all while trying to live past their own…
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THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED REVIEW: TOXIE IS BACK BUT THE BATTLE FEELS ALL TOO TAME
Anyone who has ever seen a Troma film certainly remembers the first time they watched it. Troma Entertainment an independent film company debuted in mid 70’s while struggling to find their first hit from a motley crew of low budget…
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WEAPONS REVIEW: A MOSAIC OF SUBURBAN MADNESS PROVES ZACH CREGGER IS THE NEXT BEST VOICE IN HORROR
Tell me if you’ve heard this story before. At 2:17 one morning seventeen children ran out of their homes and into the darkness never to return again, leaving a town and one lonely school teacher in disarray. According to Zach…
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THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS REVIEW: MARVEL’S BEST CAST IS SADDLED WITH BABY STEPS IN A SEMI-RIGHT DIRECTION
Taking first steps can be an exciting but often terrifying journey. Especially when everyone is watching you, waiting to see if you are going to stick the landing or fall on your face crying. For Marvel Studios to subtitle a…
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER REVIEW: THIS LEGACY SEQUEL STILL HAS YOU ON THE HOOK THANKS TO AN EXCTING CAST OF FRESH VICTIMS
Just because you know what I did last summer doesn’t mean we have to still bring it up. Growing up, summer nights have been sold to us as nights with friends we will never forget, but in reality they are…
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SUPERMAN REVIEW: YOU’LL BELIEVE A MAN CAN DO GOOD IN JAMES GUNN’S SOARING JOURNEY OF OPTIMISM
There was no doubt that the DC movies needed a hero. A comic book franchise built around its endless amount of heroes and villains continued to meet endless hurdles thanks to poorly run studio management as well as a lack…
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MATERIALISTS REVIEW: CELINE SONG’S DECEPTIVE “ROM-COM” IS THE LOVE STORY OF THE YEAR
Love can be a deceptive thing. It is the kind of grand emotion (possibly the greatest and scariest of them all) that can trick you into believing something completely different than what we anticipated. We want to love “love” but…
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THE LIFE OF CHUCK REVIEW: DANCE THROUGH LIFE IN A HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLEND INTO THE COSMOS
In making a movie about the purpose of life or what our meaning is in the grand scheme of things well it can open up quite the door. In fact in some sense, while the task may seem daunting it…
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